Dashing through the web
Oh
Click, click here, click click there
Buy it all online
Overstock and Amazon
Christmas will be fine
Click, click here, click click there
Bought it all online
Christmas done and wrapped and shipped,
Have a glass of wine!
Happy Holidays from Rhys
Too cute, Rhys!
ReplyDeleteRhys, I think you missed your calling. didn't you write that other famous poem about a booksigning:
ReplyDeleteI wish you'd come on Friday,
It's always such a lark,
We had a line around the block,
For Mary Higgins Clark.
sorry the sales are so flat
we'll take your picture with the cat.
Awesome.
ReplyDeleteLaughing out loud here. How do you write this stuff?
ReplyDeleteMy favorite Xmas poem is from the great Walt Kelley who penned Pogo cartoons. Here's the first verse of his immortal Deck Us All With Boston Charlie:
Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!
Or champagne, a glass of champagne would be appropriate even if it didn't rhyme.
ReplyDeleteBut great poem Rhys
and merry christmas!
Happy Holidays to all the Jungle Reds! You guys are the best!!
ReplyDeleteLove it!
ReplyDeleteLovely, just lovely.
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