Hank Phillippi Ryan: Lee Child said
Rachel Howzell Hall’s “Detective Elouise Norton is the
best new character you'll meet this year.”
Publishers Weekly raved:
“Dead-on dialogue and atmospheric details help propel a
tale full of tormenting moral issues.”
We bonded first over
our shared editor—then in person, each of us talking a mile a minute, at
Bouchercon. Her new book SKIES OF ASH is just out, and it is amazing. May I
just say—her voice is like nothing you’ve ever read. Here’s
a snippet from an earlier book:
"Resentments are quiet, evil things--snails in a
vegetable garden. They chew away at your heart and you never realize that
you’re the mean old lady who never smiles and yells at kids to stay off her
lawn.”
Ah.
Rachel’s on
book tour now—check her website to find where to meet her in person. But over
the past few years, she’s had some realizations. And, happily for Jungle Reds,
is letting us all in on them.
What I Know For Sure…
About Writing
Skies of Ash is my fifth novel, and the second of
my Detective Elouise Norton series. In addition to being a novelist, I work as
a fundraising writer for City of Hope, a national leader in cancer research and
treatment. So, I know some things about writing. Not everything – I’m still
learning -- but enough to create a list. Here’s what I’ve discovered since
picking up a pen to write as a professional so many (many) years ago.
1
. 1. Books (and blog posts and articles) don’t
write themselves.
I know, right? You can have a laptop filled to capacity with Word, Scrivener, Dramatica
and Page Four; you can have diagrams and tables, generators and prompts, but
none of it matters if you don’t string ‘em together into sentences, chapters,
pages of coherent story.
2 2. It’s all gravy. No one has to read anything you
write. No one has to buy any of your books. It’s not law. No one goes to jail
for ignoring you and choosing A Shore
Thing. Celebrate each time someone buys something you wrote. It can always
be worse.
3 3. Cops don’t outline dead bodies with chalk. Keep up with the advances in your
field—be it crime, techno-thriller, even romance. It’s your job. Even if it’s
fiction, readers still want to learn. So: no chalk outlines. No smell of
gunpowder in the room, pistols don’t use magazines. STDs are real, yo. Russia
is no longer the Soviet Union. In Skies
of Ash, I turned to friends and family to learn about fire, insurance and
bad marriages (heh). Take some time to learn.
4 4. Writing will make you sad. Sometimes, folks just don’t give a
fuck about your writing. Sometimes, you
don’t give a fuck about your writing. Sometimes, characters die because they
have to. In Skies of Ash, it broke my
heart to write about dead kids. It’s okay to be sad. But then, snap out of it. Write.
Don’t make the good fairy take your gift away and give it to that guy over
there. That guy sucks and he doesn’t deserve it.
5 5. Writing will make you happy. Sometimes, the words will roll off
your mind, gush from your fingertips onto the computer keys and onto the blank
white screen. Sometimes, your characters do as you ask and you fall in love
with them again. Sometimes, you’ll get a great review. Maybe you’ll even win an
award. That sentence? You wrote that sentence. And yes, you are da bomb.
6 6. Taxes are a bitch. Unless you’re rolling in James
Patterson money, you’ll make enough in advances or royalties to piss you off.
Keep receipts. Try and pay estimated taxes.
7 7. You are a bitch. See #4. Everything sucks, huh,
Cranky Mc Crankypants? How much did that guy
get for his ‘book’? Who gets to be on
the panel at the Times Book Festival?
8 8. Writers are weird. Embrace your strangeness—how you
write down names you like, or use Evernote to save all the weird ways people
die. Our Google searches are obscene, and our libraries are filled with How To
[insert weird thing here]. You think normal people sit down and write 100,000+
words about a possessed 1958 Plymouth Fury? You think normal people write about
human sweetbreads consumed with fava beans and a nice Chianti? I think not.
9. There is a difference between a cheap
pen and a Uniball.
See #8 Artists use tools-don’t be ashamed of that. Wide- or college-ruled legal
pads. Yellow stickie notes or lined stickie notes. Highlighters with
see-through barrels or those gel ones that seemed kinda cool but are a little
strange and leave crayon-like wax on your manuscript? For Valentine’s Day, my
husband gave me a $60 gift card to Office Depot because he knows.
1 10. If you really want to write, you’ll
find time to do it. A pox on that, ‘I really want to write but I can’t find the time.’
Malarkey. Balderdash. Did you watch the Red Wedding episode of Game of Thrones? Did you eat that entire
pint of Chunky Monkey? Wanna know why? Cuz you wanted to. An hour and three minutes—every episode of GOT. An hour and three minutes—how long
it takes to eat a pint Chunky Monkey. An hour and three minutes—how long it
takes to write a decent chapter. If you wanna do something, you’ll do it.
1
I 11. It’s never enough. I landed a book contract. Now, I want
another book contract. I have ten book reviews, I want fifty more. I want to
win a Rotary Club Certificate of Excellence, an Edgar, a National Book Prize, a
Pulitzer, a Nobel Prize, and… and… God. I want to be God. Or Stephen King.
1 12. Books rule. Digital or hardcover, you don’t give
an effin’ eff. Cuz words: writers dig ‘em, like for real. A sentence like Junot
Diaz’s ‘The half life of love is forever,’ and you just keep reading it and
reading it and whistling like it’s some amalgamation of Neil Tyson Degrasse’s
mind, Derek Jeter’s body, Warren Buffet’s wealth, Richard Simmons’s spirit, Angelina
Jolie’s cheekbones and sea-salt caramel bacon potato chips. Because wow… words.
And to those ‘writers’ who don’t actively read? We’ll know you by your flat
description, your trite and clichéd sentences and your ‘dark and stormy nights.’
1 13. Nothing beats the journey. As Dickens wrote, ‘Ride on!
Rough-shod if need be, smooth-shod if that will do, but ride on!’ In this life,
we lose, we win, we celebrate and mourn. Health. Jobs. Relationships. The
lottery. Bankruptcy. All of this, even the bad, enriches a writer, colors every
page she’ll ever write. But look up from the page sometimes. Look up and look
around—and marvel and wince and laugh. Because the best writing? Comes from
people who live.
HANK: Oh, Rachel,
you make me cry. And that is a good thing. So Reds, tell us one thing YOU’VE learned
about life. I’ll start, with something I said to Jonathan the other day as we
were sitting in traffic. “Enjoy this!” I
said. “It’s life, it’s hilarious.” And
about writing? What I say to myself: “The
next fabulous idea is just around the corner. I promise, it is.
(Now I want
some of those sea salt caramel bacon potato chips. If they don’t exist, let’s make
some!)
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RACHELHOWZELL HALL is the author of Skies of Ash (Forge), the second in her
new mystery series featuring LAPD Homicide Detective Elouise Norton. The first,
Land of Shadows, received a starred
review from Publisher’s Weekly, and
was included on the Los Angeles Times’ “143
Books to Read This Summer” and the U.K Telegraph’s “Top Ten Crime Books for
Summer.” Rachel was also a featured novelist on NPR’s acclaimed ‘Crime in the
City’ series. Her first
novel, A Quiet Storm, was
a featured selection of Borders’ Original Voices program, as well as an
alternate selection of the Black Expressions book club. She
is a writer/assistant development director at City of Hope, a national leader
in cancer research and treatment. Rachel
lives in Los Angeles with her husband and daughter.