Cinderella Under Pressure

HANK PHILLIPPI RYAN: Happiest day after pub day to the brilliant iconic and fabulous whirlwind that is Ann Garvin. She is absolutely fabulous you all, generous and wise and I'm just not sure how she does it. You can read her bio below, but she is the queen of the Tall Poppies, and I am honored to be her colleague. She simply leaves joy and magic dust wherever she goes. And when she reads this—I’ll bet she’ll say "Oh that’s just dust, honey."

 

Her new novel, THERE’S NO COMING BACK FROM THIS came out yesterday!

And it is already the Number One best seller in friendship fiction. And that is not only cause for celebration, but profound.  She is a number one perfect friend.

 

Cinderella Under Pressure

   By Ann Garvin

 

I write books about women who do too much in a world that asks too much from them, and I saw one of these women just the other day.

 

The woman I am thinking of was at a gas station, responding with incredible grace and dignity while under great duress. After filling her tank, this woman saw that she’d locked herself out of her car with her small child inside. She didn’t shout for help or make a scene.

I noticed her because I am not a dignified person when stressed. I’m a flustered crier who talks to strangers when things go wrong.

 

It was a nice day, there were not many people around, and she solved her problem with a placid look on her face and some fairly impressive flexibility.

 

While I stood, nozzle in hand trying to figure out which button to push or pull for gas, she moved to the trunk of a beautiful SUV, where a thick film of plastic wrap covered her back window. Presumedly, she’d been in an accident, and fresh cellophane functioned as a back window for a time. She pulled the plastic apart with zero fanfare, no grumbling, and a lot of strength. I considered offering to help, but she didn’t look like she needed it. Besides I was still trying to get my pump to take my credit card.

 

Once the plastic was yanked free, she began climbing onto the bumper and easing herself inside. She had to clear the back seat headrests, slither her whole body through the window and slide from the back seat over the dividers to the front seat. All while her child slept soundly.

 

Once inside the car, she checked on the baby, kissed the little one on the forehead then drove off. I checked around. I’d been the only one to witness this athletic, motherly feat, but the woman left a memento on the pavement, without so much as a look over her shoulder. There on the stained concrete I saw one brand new, white and blue Nike tennis shoe on the ground. This Cinderella must have kicked it off during the exertion of getting into the car.

 

Maybe she wasn’t as unstressed as she appeared. Maybe she was in a terrible hurry. Maybe, she was too embarrassed to walk partially barefoot across the stained pavement to collect her shoe. I’ll never know, but I wish I could have told her, Never, never, ever be chagrinned about anything when you can display this kind of grace under pressure.

 

This is the kind of person I want on my side when the world ends and precisely the kind of person I write about. Women are amazing. I’m sure you know this already, but I’m writing to remind you.

 

My newest book is right here if you want to read about another person who learns how to pivot with a little more grace. It’s called There’s No Coming Back From This and the Kindle version is available, too.

 

I’d love to hear about a time when you were graceful under pressure. It will give me something to work for!

 

 

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Ann Garvin, Ph.D., is the USA Today Bestselling author of five funny and sad novels. She writes about people who do too much in a world that asks too much from them. Her most recent book, There's No Coming Back From This, releases August 1, 2023. After twenty-five years of teaching in the UW system, Ann runs the professional development residencies at Drexel University’s Low-Residency Masters of Fine Arts Program. She is the founder of the multiple award-winning Tall Poppy Writers, where she is committed to helping women writers succeed.

THERE'S NO COMING BACK FROM THIS

“The show must go on” takes on a whole new meaning for one single mom in a

witty and emotional novel by the USA Today bestselling author of I Thought You Said This Would Work.

It seems lately that Poppy Lively is invisible to everyone but the IRS.

After her accountant absconded with her life savings, newly bankrupt Poppy is on the verge of losing her home when an old flame, now a hotshot producer, gives her a surprising way out: a job in costumes on a Hollywood film set. It’s a bold move to pack her bags, keep secrets from her daughter, and head to Los Angeles, but Poppy's a capable person—how hard can a job in wardrobe be? It's not like she has a choice; her life couldn't get any worse. Even so, this midwesterner has a lot to learn about the fast and loose world of movie stars, iconic costumes, and back-lot intrigue.

As a single mom, she's rarely had time for watching movies, she doesn't sew, and she doesn't know a thing about dressing the biggest names in the business. Floundering and overlooked, Poppy has one ally: Allen Carol, an ill-tempered movie star taken with Poppy’s unfiltered candor and general indifference to stardom.

When Poppy stumbles upon corruption, she relies on everyone underestimating her to discover who’s at the center of it, a revelation that shakes her belief in humanity. What she thought was a way to secure a future for her daughter becomes a spotlight illuminating the facts: Poppy is out of her league among the divas of Tinseltown.

Poppy must decide whether to keep her mouth shut, as she's always done, or with the help of a scruffy dog, show the moviemakers that they need her unglamorous ways, whether the superstars like it or not.