HALLIE EPHRON: As you might imagine, Catriona McPherson is one of those people whom the rest of us writers jockey for position next to at the bar. She's smart, funny, endlessly entertaining, and totally endearing. Also, a spectacular writer.
And a thing to be celebrated: Her new book Scotzilla (Last Ditch Boo 7) is just out and today she's visiting us to share her insights into her unique character creations, the cemetery geeks, and the kinds of characters who inspired them.
CATRIONA MCPHERSON: First a couple of definitions: I’ve been using the words geek and nerd interchangeably as long as I can remember. In fact, I only bothered to educate myself about their meanings when I decided I wanted to write this piece.
What I learned and can share with you is that a nerd might well be a loner, happy in solitude, discovering things or arranging things or just knowing things and reveling in the knowledge.
A geek, on the other hand, needs fellow geeks. Geeks like to discuss, argue, compete and egg one another on to greater heights of geekdom.
I’ve always loved geeks and nerds in a story. From Holly Gibney in Stephen King’s Mr Mercedes series (nerd) to the physicists (and one engineer) in The Big Bang Theory (geeks extraordinaires), I find characters who’re intensely focused on things most other people don’t care about endearing and irresistible.
Scotzilla, Last Ditch Book 7, is mostly about – well, a murder, yes – but it’s also about Lexy losing her sanity as her wedding approaches and about the towering travesty that wedding becomes (see above; murder).
But the sub-plot concerns cemetery geeks.
One came at it via local history, one through genealogy, one is interested in the social and cultural shifts recorded on graves, and one is . . . a bit of a weirdo. Together, they tend, boost and research the fictional Cuento graveyard, doing everything from trimming grass to guiding tour groups.
So it’s in honour of Juni Park, Bob Roach, Mitchell Verducci and Linda Magic that I’ve compiled my top-five favourite fictional bands of enthusiasts. I look forward to hearing what obvious geeks I’ve missed, though, because when it comes to listicles I’m a geek, not a nerd.
5. The Station Agent
This 2003 Tom McCarthy film – actually his debut; he went on to direct the Oscar-winning Spotlight – is only at number five because the geek in it wants to be a nerd. It’s one of my favourite films. Finn (Peter Dinklage) is a railway enthusiast, with a deep love and reverence for both model sets and the real thing. He hangs out with other enthusiasts for practical reasons, but he’d always rather be alone.
As the film kicks off, he thinks his dream has come true. He has inherited an isolated train depot and moves in, with his notebooks and his pocket watch and his melancholy. But he reckoned without the bored and gregarious (like a puppy is gregarious) Joe (Bobby Cannavale), who has found himself marooned at a coffee truck beside the depot and decides that if getting into trains is the cost of making a friend, then trains it is, baby! They pick up another bruised soul in Olivia (Patricia Clarkson) and together-
Well, I won’t spoil it. Watch it. It’s wonderful.
4. Strictly Ballroom
And maybe re-watch this while you’re at it. If you’ve never seen it, but you always thought Moulin Rouge was too austere, and The Rocky Horror Picture Show needed to let go a bit, it might be the movie for you. There are no nerds here. It’s an entire family and a big bunch of friends/rivals/enemies, who learn ballroom dancing, teach ballroom dancing, judge ballroom dancing, legislate the rules of ballroom dancing (and have the power to say what is and isn’t strictly ballroom) and – crucially – compete in ballroom-dancing tournaments, including the Southern Districts Waratah round of the Pan-Pacific Grand-Prix Championship.
The Hastings family – grotesque and glittering – are obsessives of the first order. People like this do exist – the families of elite athletes, some dog-show types, historical reenactors – but Luhrmann magnified their pores, spritzed them with glycerin sweat and (I reckon) told them to make Nicholas Cage look restrained.
It’s joyous and bonkers and it’s still one of Australia’s most successful films ever.
3. “Blink” in Dr Who and “Many Happy Returns” in Sherlock
Now my listicle is going to eat itself somewhat, with a nod to some real-life geeks in fictional contexts (meta-geeks?). The “Blink” script is one of the niftiest pieces of time-travel writing I’ve ever found (and I do love a bit of time-travel). In it, there’s a nerdy geek whose obsession is the half of a conversation hidden as an Easter egg on a random selection of the videos in the rental shop where he works. He is exactly like a Dr Who fan in every particular – even down to having a quote on a t-shirt – except that he’s in an episode of Dr Who where the Doctor lives, instead of in the real world where we live and Dr Who is on the telly.
Even more meta are the geeks in the “Many Happy Returns” episode of Sherlock, who are collectively trying to work out how come Holmes isn’t dead when we all saw him die at the end of the last season. Sherlock fans in real life – me included – really did spend the off-air time trying to work out what had happened. The cyclist, right? Did we see his face at that moment? The ambulance was suspiciously quick . . . It was infuriating. I loved it. The geeks in the episode are infuriated. They love it too.
2. Nick Hornby’s High Fidelity
Finally a book! Although they made a film of it after. Three of Hornby’s novels have geeks and/or nerds in them: it was football (soccer) fanatics in Fever Pitch; obsessive completists on the trail of an elusive former rock star in Juliet, Naked; but in High Fidelity, there is a trinity of vinyl-record enthusiasts I thought for years would remain my favourite geeks ever.
Rob, Dick and Barry bicker about which cover version is better and whether the band name has a “the” at the start and whether you have to be polite to a customer who likes bad music. Customer, by the way, because they run a record shop. Of course they do. It’s a rom-com and it’s got a huge heart, but the three lads compiling their own “Top 5”s are the most fun moments.
1. Detectorists
Detectorists, Mackenzie Crook And then the members of the Danebury Metal Detecting Club came along and knocked the staff of Championship Vinyl off the top spot, en route to the middle of my heart. It’s a sitcom, written, directed and starring Gareth from the British version of The Office (aka the funny-looking one from Pirates of the Caribbean) and meant, in part, to explore comedy that makes you smile and laugh rather than cringe and laugh.
Crook said he wanted to make comedy that was kind. It is kind – and gentle, and quirky, and soothing to look at (it’s often a soft summer’s evening in England) and as fascinated by as it is affectionate towards this band of weekend treasure-hunters, wandering around the fields of Essex looking for Saxon jewels. Or Roman gold. Or interesting bottle-tops and buttons – they’re not fussy.
The pace is . . . Well, put it this way: the frequent close-ups of bees and butterflies alighting on leaves in the hedgerows fit right in. But it is laugh-out-loud funny too. I must have watched every episode four or five times by now and I wouldn’t give the DVD box-set away for a . . . golden quinarius with the Emperor Trajan’s head still clear.
So what do you think of my list? And what are your favourite geeks and nerds? I’m willing to go to a top ten . . .
ABOUT SCOTZILLA
Lexy Campbell is getting married! But in the six months of planning it took to arrive at the big day, she has become . . . a challenge. Friendships are strained to breaking point, Lexy’s parents are tiptoeing around her, and even Taylor, her intended, must be having second thoughts. Turns out it’s moot. Before the happy couple can exchange vows, Sister Sunshine, the wedding celebrant, is discovered dead behind the cake, strangled with the fairy lights.
Lexy’s dream wedding is now not just a nightmare: it’s a crime scene. She vows not to get drawn into the case, but the rest of the Last Ditch crew are investigating a bizarre series of goings-on in Cuento’s cemetery and every clue about the graveyard pranks seems to link them back to Lexy’s wedding day. Will the Ditchers solve the case? Will Sister Sunshine’s killer be found? Will Lexy ever get her happy-ever-after? Not even Bridezilla deserves this.
ABOUT CATRIONA MCPHERSON: Serial awards-botherer, Catriona McPherson (she/her) was born in Scotland and immigrated to the US in 2010. She writes: preposterous 1930s private-detective stories; realistic 1940s amateur-sleuth stories about a medical social worker; and contemporary psychological standalones. These are all set in Scotland with a lot of Scottish weather. She also writes modern comedies about a Scot out of water in a “fictional” college town in Northern California. SCOTZILLA is book number seven of what was supposed to be a trilogy. She is a proud lifetime member and former national president of Sisters in Crime.
Happy Book Birthday, Catriona . . . poor Lexy . . . now I'm wondering just who is responsible for doing in Sister Sunshine and causing Lexy so much wedding day grief . . . .
ReplyDeleteFavorite nerd? Matilda in Roald Dahl's book of the same name . . . .
Ooh I love Matilda, too. Also Stanley Yelnats from HOLES
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DeleteRemoved because I can't spell. The casting of the movie Holes was superb! Loved Stanley--book and movie!
DeleteCongrats on your book release. Love the book.
ReplyDeleteThis is me, Dru Ann
DeleteThank you, Joan. (And Dru). I've never read or seen Matilda - but I will now.
DeleteSo many of Roald Dahl's child/protagonists are brilliantly drawn nerds.
DeleteWhat a great list, and I don't think I have watched/read any of them except The Big Bang Theory. That gang is pretty special. Because I formerly worked in software company engineering departments, I was around geeks and nerds constantly. I have stories...
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on Scotzilla! It's waiting on my coffee table and I'm almost done with the current library book. Can't wait to dive in.
My husband has gotten into Young Sheldon, and he has drawn me in, too. Both shows are so well done!
DeleteBIG BANG thrives on nerdiness. I worked in high tech for years and knew those techies who seemed to live in their office surrounded by empty pizza boxes.
DeleteWhen we watched TBBT, Neil kept pausing the DVD to check the equations on the whiteboards in the background. Not annoying at all. Edith, I can't recommend Detectorists highly enough.
DeleteI just reserved Detectorists at the library! Now that Somebody Somewhere has ended, sniff, I need a replacement.
DeleteThanks, Edith, for the recommendation for Somebody Somewhere! I am adding that and Detectorists to our viewing list. — Pat S
DeleteCATRIONA: Congratulations on SCOTZILLA's release. I enjoyed reading it this week.
ReplyDeleteI would also pick The Big Bang Theory. As a retired climate change researcher, I worked with/ met plenty of geeks & nerds.
And no surprise, I am also a lifelong STAR TREK geek like them!
I love Star Trek. Every TV interation. But is it the show's characters or the show's fans that are the nerds/geeks?
DeleteCount me in with the STAR TREK fans . . . .
DeleteLike Grace, lifelong Star Trek geek here. Plus Babylon 5, Firefly, Farscape, Doctor Who (BTW, Blink is also one of the creepiest episodes thanks to the Weeping Angels, the only psychopaths to kill you nicely), Star Wars and so many others. Never have I had a prouder moment in my life then when I got to use a line of dialogue from Firefly in real life conversation where it actually was completely appropriate.
ReplyDelete... This is something I've suspected all along, Jay.
DeleteYou like Wars AND Trek? That's like liking cats AND dogs - psychologically very healthy (except for the passive aggression involved in making the rest of us look so bad). Trek for me. Did you ever watch Castle, by the way? There was a Halloween episode where Richard Castle's daughter said of his costume "Dad, a space cowboy isn't a good idea, you know."
DeleteHa! As soon as Jay mentioned Firefly, I thought of that Castle episode. And Alexis's next line, "There are no cows in space."
DeleteHallie, I've never hidden my love of science fiction geekery. Of course, I don't see myself that way in general terms. I like what I like and like Popeye, I am who I am. And that's enough for me.
DeleteSusan D, the best part of that whole scene is the line where Alexis says, "Didn't you wear that costume five years ago?" which lined up when Firefly actually aired.
Catriona, yes I like both Star Wars and Star Trek, there's room for both in my heart and den of geekery.
Not only did I watch Castle, I own the series on DVD too. And I've met four of the actors from Firefly at various fan conventions and had photos taken with them. I buy all the comic books and prose novels that have been published and listened to all 10 seasons of a Firefly podcast called The Signal. Hell, I've even bought two albums of original songs about Firefly. The first was by a guy named Marc Gunn teamed up The Bedlam Bards, and the second was just Gunn himself. And there's tons of Firefly filk songs on the Net that I love too.
Those all sound fun, Catriona! I loved The Big Bang Theory with its cast of geeks, both male and female! Congratulations on your new book.
ReplyDeleteI'm a little behind in that series, and really look forward to closing the gap so I can read the latest! As always, it sounds like loads of fun!
And these days we can all use a little fun in our lives.
Delete(You said it, Hallie.) Judy - remember when Dr Amy Farrah Fowler first appeared? On the blind date with Sheldon? And they ordered tepid water at the coffee shop. Bliss.
DeleteSafe travels as you and Neil wend your way back to California, Catriona. I've been following your DC adventures, with envy! It's one of my favorite cities, and it sounds like you made the most of your time there. Congratulations on Scotzilla, too! Looking forward to catching up with the Ditchers.
ReplyDeleteAlthough she probably wouldn't be classified as either a geek or a nerd, the early volumes of Outlander find time-traveling WWII nurse Claire Fraser deeply exploring how to turns plants into medicine, as a matter of life or death.
I think broad churches are the way to go at the moment, and I say Claire is in, in the nerd category. Hugs, Karen.
DeleteA nerd I'd love to have met: E. O. Wilson. A biologist - his TALES FROM THE ANT WORLD is a fantastic read.
ReplyDeleteE.O. Wilson was a wonderful writer, period. A rarity in academia :-) One of my all-time laugh-out-loud pieces of writing is in an issue of Southern Living magazine. Steve Bender (aka the Grumpy Gardener) and Rick Bragg take on the subject of fire ants and E.O. Wilson.
DeleteOoooh - new ones for me. Neil - beside me here in a hotel in Rolla, MO - has heard of him.
DeleteYes, E.O. Wilson, wonderful writer. Thanks for the reminder, Hallie.
DeleteYes, so agree!
DeleteCongratulations on the new book! It sounds terrific, and I'm excited for the cemetery subplot. I never knew the difference between geeks and nerds either, so thank you for that! It sounds like I'm a nerd, although I can certainly geek out when I find my people. How have I never heard of the Detectorists? It sounds exactly like something I would love, so thanks for the tip!
ReplyDeleteIt's got the usual UK frustration of short seasons (because no budget!) but it's quite wonderful.
DeleteI LOVE The Detectorists... though the early episodes more than the ones near the end of the run.... but isn't that usually the case. Let's hear it for British "character actors"!
DeleteThe Detectorists is wonderful!
DeleteCatriona, since my husband and I have gotten into watching Brit Box and Acorn, we’ve come to embrace the short seasons. I know it’s frustrating if you love the writing and the cast when it’s over quickly, but I have now grown impatient with American TV and their longer seasons. — Pat S
DeleteFlora here, recovering archaeologist from a world of both geeks AND nerds. Long days in the field and lab meant overhearing some great conversations on topics of intense interest to the participants!
ReplyDeleteAnd, early as it is, I've forgotten to praise Catriona for bringing much-needed laughter into our world with the newest Lost Ditch book! Thank you and congratulations!!
DeleteThank you. Detectorists would be right up your street. Also, as a recovering academic myself (subtype linguist) I always notice how "Adj + as it is" in US English doesn't imbue the rest of the sentence with an air of "nevertheless" like UK English does. US English donates "therefore" instead. Isn't that fun? (Chorus of voices going "NO!" Louder chorus of voices going "Huh?")
DeleteScotzilla sounds fun! I love your listicle, although I am not familiar with many of the characters on the list.My son was diagnosed as an adult with high-functioning autism, and he has been a baseball geek and a train geek his whole life. As a kindergartener, he used to pour over the baseball box scores on the school bus. He also expected me to remember information about different players=== nope, no room in the mom brain. His favorite vacations (to this day) are driving around Eastern Oregon chasing trains and taking photos. Train crews call the train geeks "foamers" because they are foaming at the mouth waiting for the trains to come.
ReplyDeleteI bet your son knows The Station Agent. I recommend it to you too. My niece married a lovely man with high-functioning autism and their son is the world's greatest expert on the buses of Edinburgh. We were once at the botanic gardens there and he kindly told the lady in the info kiosk that their travel poster was out of date because the 43a had changed its weekend route, so if he could borrow a sharpie he would fix it for her. (He was five.)
DeleteCatriona, When I was 21, I did an overseas study program in the UK. We spent 3 months in Edinburgh and had classes through the Geography department at the University. We were given bus passes and maps and had to take buses to see all the castles in the area. I becameI quite familiar with the bus system! I love the the story about your niece's son at the botanic garden, and remember walking through those gardens in a short-lived April snow fall.
DeleteIt is a city of many buses
DeleteAww, I love that story about your great-nephew. I can see young me in that.
DeleteWhen I lived in Edinburgh I rode the buses to stay warm, and the Botanic Garden was a favorite stop for a cup of tea.
DeleteCongrats on the release, Catriona. Blink and Many Happy Returns are two of the best episodes in those series. I loved them.
ReplyDeleteI've worked in software for over twenty years. Met my fair share of geeks and nerds. And yes, fit right in with them as I am a fan of Star Trek, Star Wars, Firefly, Babylon 5, and Doctor Who (I am madly in love with the Tenth Doctor and not just because it was David Tennant).
And another person who loves Trek and Wars together. Maybe I'm too tribal . . . How about Red Dwarf, Liz? (Although I don't know how it stands up all these years later.)
ReplyDeleteI don't think I've ever seen/read that.
DeleteThank you for the congratulations, everyone! And thank you for the very kind words, Hallie.
ReplyDelete"....Sister Sunshine, the wedding celebrant, is discovered dead behind the cake, strangled with the fairy lights." Geez, don't you just hate when that happens.
ReplyDeleteThis all sounds like a ton of fun, Catriona; both Scotzilla and all those nerdy/geeky characters wandering around out there.
You made me laugh out loud, Susan.
DeleteCatriona, welcome to Jungle Reds! My early morning brain is still trying to figure out geeks and nerds. For some reason, I thought both words meant the same thing, though used in different contexts? After reading your post, now it sounds like geeks mean one thing and nerds mean something else, right?
ReplyDeleteOnly movie I can think of right now is SIXTEEN CANDLES with Anthony Michael Hall as the Nerd. His character was supposed to be a nerd, correct? That was a teen movie from when I was a teenager.
The other day there was a van with the company name GEEK SQUAD and I thought "wow they are Still in business!"
Caught several of the Detectorists episodes on Acorn TV, though I have not watched any of the other movies that you mentioned.
And Congratulations on your new novel, Scotzilla.
DeleteLike you, Diana, turns out I've been conflating nerd and geek all this time. Another time we should try to dissect some of those related terms, like gonzo, wacko, dork... goofy.
DeleteMe too, Diana! Thank you.
DeleteThis was a college debate we had - I and my fellow civil engineers were geeks (a good thing) while electrical engineers were nerds (less positive).
ReplyDeleteI love The Detectorists. Such a gentle and joyful show (but with an episode that made me cry my eyes out - the gifts!).
Some of my faves are the kids in the Cerulean Sea books: Lucy with his records, Talia with her gardening, Theodore with his buttons.
Another new one on me, Lisa. I need to check it out. (And yes on Lance's gifts - sob.)
DeleteWell, I've seen four of your six (since no. 3 is really two--sneaky, that) picks. And now I really have to see if I can stream "The Detectorists," since I'm a fool for Saxon jewels.
ReplyDeleteI'd add "Star Trek" to the list, since I'm that kind of geek. But I prefer dogs to cats, and dogs seem more "Star Wars" than "Trek," when you really think about it. So now I'm starting to doubt my consistency. Oh, and absolutely "Waiting for Guffman," for theater nerds.
Waiting for Guffman? I need to check that out too!
DeleteThanks for the list of movies to watch as we sit here isolating due to Julie’s COVID — still tests strongly positive but not sharing with me.
ReplyDeleteI think all of TBBT is brilliant, even the theme song 🎶. And I’ve watched The Detectorists from the gitgo. There’s nothing better than nerds and geeks, especially the ones you create in your books. Also they abound in Mick Herron’s Slow Horses books and TV series.
Safe travels thru the flyover states. I was born and raised in Missouri and have lived in Kansas and Oklahoma. So if you have any questions, like is it safe to eat deep fried livers and gizzards, just ask me. Much love.
Sending healing thoughts and vibes for Julie--I found this 'milder' version of Covid to be quite nasty enough!
DeleteCongrats on Scotzilla, Catriona!! And I love your list! Have seen (and read) everything mentioned except The Station Agent, so now will be looking for that!
ReplyDeleteThe Station Agent is divine. Nothing - and I mean *nothing* - happens, but it's completely absorbing.
DeleteI hope I can gather some coherent thoughts. My mind is still twirling and whirling from your and Neil's visit, Catriona. I did not think it possible at this time in my life to experience such joy, real honest-to-goodness joy. You and Neil are two of the best human beings I ever expect to spend time with. I love you both and am so grateful that your visit was during the holiday season, which I was not looking forward to. Now, with the gift of your visit, this season should beware. I've had the magical touch of two earthly angels to slide through Christmas and into the New Year.
ReplyDeleteNow, today's topic, but first, Happy Book Birthday. Quirky is my favorite characteristic in a person (well, if it also comes with a sense of humor). And, yes, one of the reasons you and Neil are such superb people. I also always described my Kevin as my quirky boy, something he might have inherited from his mother. I can't believe that I didn't watch The Big Bang Theory when it was in its long run on TV, but I now watch every rerun I come across. I know I should just start with season one, episode one (which I've seen), but I've watched so many reruns that I feel I may have seen all or most of them. My husband loves it, too, but he was smart enough to watch it when it was in the TV lineup. Your listicle has me excited about watching The Detectorists. I've been meaning to watch it, but now I will make it my next series to watch. The Station Agent is another one I'm looking forward to. You know, I said my son probably got his quirkiness from me, but I think I got quite a bit from him, too. Otherwise, how would I ever have found Farscape or Mystery Theater 3000, and all Mel Brooks' movies from Young Frankenstein to Spaceballs, and, of course the movie we quoted the most, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. As geeks of this last movie, we had t-shirts with pictures and quotes.
And, speaking of geeks, there was something I really loved about The Big Bang Theory that maybe wasn't that important to some, but I loved their love of what would be considered "toys" by many but collector items by geeks. I admit to still loving toys, and I've finally gotten my obsession with Funko Pop figures under control. At the Nashville Bouchercon, I donated a basket for auction that included the Funko Pop figures for the game and movie Clue (and two of Catriona's Last Ditch books). I also have a small obsession with Peanuts characters. No more confessions for now, but I will say I'm rather a nerd with my Funko Pops looking to be a geek and share my love of them.
Angels? Of course. What a pair of feel good angels. 😘
DeleteKathy, it was wonderful to see you and hug you. I feel very privileged, as one of the many people who have been holding you in our hearts this last year and a half, to have been able to spend time with you. As Neil said, that was the one anchor in the trip between DC and home. (We're in Wichita now.)
DeleteUsed to live there too.
DeleteLet me just add that the hugs were so comforting, and I am crying now because I am overwhelmed with the loving care you and Neil both showed me. You all really were my Christmas miracle.
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ReplyDeleteYour list is interesting ... not since you're here I have a comment/request/plea ... & likely one you cannot fulfill but throwing it out there for your publisher
Deborah Crombie touted your books & now I'm into your fantastic Dandy Gilver series
However it's a real shame that Bury Her Deep & The Winter Ground are only available as physical books, not digital ones ... & even those hard to find
Are those two available anywhere in digital form? I understand that the publishing world & publisher rights are tricky & guessing something like that is afoot but I'd really like to buy the digital version instead of trying to hold & read a physical book which I don't do anymore & haven't done for 14 years
I didn't know Book 3 and 4 weren't available in digital form. I agree that it's a shame. But I'm afraid they're not - even in the UK, which I just checked.
ReplyDeleteYes, I am SO late! But welcome welcome welcome, darling Catriona! You continue to be amazing. Yes, geeks, I'd adore to chat with John McPhee--who picks a subject and geeks out over it so much that writes a book about it. Oranges, Alaska, freight transportation, tennis---total immersion writing and reporting. Oh--and there's on on writing, too--a fabulous book called Draft #4.
ReplyDeleteAnd of course, don't we all geek put over Sherlock Holmes?
Love this topic, and love you!
John McPhee has reminded me of Bill Bryson too.
DeleteHappy book birthday! You had me at "The Rocky Horror Show needed to let go a bit"!
ReplyDeleteAh, thank you!
DeleteOops, meant to post that as Clea - happy Book Day!
ReplyDeleteI'm still in the revision dungeon - wah! - but it's a delightful post and a charming visit from our beloved Catriona and the highlight of my day! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteGodspeed, Jenn.
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