RHYS BOWEN: It's December and I'm conscious of deadline pressure. We have to turn in the next Molly Murphy book by January 1. Clare is finishing up the last chapters then I have to go in and do a complete read through to make sure the pieces we've written agree with each other. We don't want a coachman called Ed in one scene and Ned in another. We have to make sure all the dates and times are accurate and that we haven't given anything away that we shouldn't. So the big read through will take several days. I know the plot will all be right, because we discuss every day what needs to happen next. Clare is writing brilliantly and the book has a really good plot. It's all about the suffrage moment and the treatment of women within society. (Now how could that be relevant for today, I wonder?). It features a female scientest whose research has to be published under her husband's name. So I know the story will resonate with all our women readers!
But, being me, at the same time as this I am writing the next Royal Spyness mystery (number 19). It's not due until the end of February but I need to get started on the next stand-alone and I have to give myself more time for that as it's longer and always needs research (and I don't know yet which Idea I'll be writing about). So I'm trying to forge ahead with the Georgie book, called FROM CRADLE TO THE GRAVE.
As is the case with all the series it has a fun, lighthearted plot running through it. This time it's about nannies. Georgie's sister in law Fig has sent her the nanny from hell. Strict, old fashioned and determined to rule the roost. Georgie is allowed to see her child for an hour at tea time when he's brought down from the nursery. That's the way it's done in the best of houses. Georgie knows this. It's how it's always been done in her own family. But she wants to be more hands-on with her child. She wants to get rid of Nanny, but how? Will she dare to stand up to Fig for once? She might....
At the same time a perplexing case has arrisen. Several of their friends have just been to funerals of young men they knew. All died in what seemed to be accidents. All were heirs to estates, titles or money. Is someone killing off the sons of English peers? Is Darcy next on the list? And how can Georgie leave her child to get away to solve this? There is a lot of juggling in the writing, making sure we learn tiny snippets here and there that enable Georgie (and the reader) to come to the right conclusion.
Here is a scene where she first meets Nanny:
This story began when I looked out of the blue bedroom window at the front of the house on a brisk March morning to see an ancient taxi cab coming up the driveway. As I watched it disgorged a tall, middle aged woman. She looked around with an expression so haughty and disapproving that I concluded she had to be at least a Russian grand duchess, maybe sent to us by Princess Zamanska, (usually known to her friends as Zou Zou.) I hastily patted my hair into place and smoothed down my skirt, noticing a couple of carrot stains from feeding my baby son James, and hurried down the stairs to greet her myself.
I opened the front door just as she was about to knock.
“Hello,” I said.
The expression became even more disapproving. “Are all the servants in this house allowed to be so familiar with arriving guests and to be dressed in such an inappropriate manner?” she asked in a voice that could cut glass. “I wish to speak to Lady Georgiana. Please go and inform her that I have arrived.”
I noticed that she was wearing a gray cape over a gray skirt with a gray pill box hat on her head, matching her gray hair and gray face. Only the eyes were a darker shade of steel. Golly, I thought. Was I supposed to know she was coming? Had Darcy or one of the servants forgotten to pass along a message that a person of considerable importance was about to land on my doorstep?
“I am Lady Georgiana,” I said. “Please do come in.”
At this she raised an eyebrow. “Your sister-in-law, Her Grace the Duchess, told me that this was a lax household but I had no idea that the lady of the house had to open her own front door.”
“I just happened to see the cab draw up from the upstairs window so I came down to greet you, I said, So you know Fig, do you?”
“Her grace, Hilda, Duchess of Rannoch? Yes. I am familiar with her. A wonderful woman. Salt of the Earth.”
Anyone who could describe Fig as a wonderful woman was immediately suspect in my view. “And may one know your name?”
The eyebrow arched again. “You mean you were not expecting me? Your sister-in-law, her grace, the duchess, told me she was going to write to you announcing my arrival. Clearly the post office is not what it was, or maybe storms in Scotland have stranded the postal van again. I am your new nanny. Nanny Hardbottle.”
I think my jaw dropped open and somehow I was unable to close it.
She was frowning at me now.
“But there must be some mistake. I didn’t request, I mean I had not hired…”
“Precisely,” she said. “Her Grace told me that you had been without a proper nanny since the birth of the child and it was about time you had one. So she took it upon herself to save you the trouble and, as luck would have it, she learned that the last of the Aubery-Fulton sons has just gone off to a military academy and that I would now be free.”
I still couldn’t make my mouth work to say anything.
“I had considered retiring,” she continued, “and growing begonias in a cottage in the Lake District, but given your obvious need and the way her grace, the duchess, almost got down on her knees to beg me, how could I refuse? The young master is going to be raised to be a leader of the empire, after all.” She paused, examining me with utter disdain. “Now, if you would be good enough to have a member of your staff show me to my quarters? I presume that there is a suitable room for me in the nursery suite, next to the young master?”
The young master was, at this moment, not in the nursery at all. He was in his cot in my bedroom, since I had been nursing him myself and wasn’t about to go walking around the corridors and up the stairs in the middle of the night. Also I wanted to be close to him if he woke up and cried. I knew, in theory, that I needed a proper nanny. James was being raised, as she said, to be a future leader of the empire, and families like mine expected to employ nannies. But I had put it off, enjoying the closeness and the ability to watch every new achievement, every smile and gurgle. Until now my personal maid, Maisie, had helped me take care of him, doing the less pleasant tasks like his laundry, changing nappies and watching him when I was out. My brain was racing, trying to think of a way to tell this woman that she was the last person on God’s earth that I’d want taking care of my child, but my brain refused to work.
I opened my mouth to tell her to go away and never come back but instead I heard myself saying, “If you will come into the morning room, I will summon my housekeeper. She will know about nursery arrangements.”
So how will Georgie manage to get rid of this awful person without incurring the wrath of Fig? Will Queenie have a hand in it? You'll have to read to find out....
Everyone seems to have a favorite character in this series. Who is yours?
Oh . . . my . . . goodness.
ReplyDeletePoor Georgie! I can hardly wait to see how this works itself out.
Thanks for sharing this, Rhys.
Georgie herself is my favorite character. Nanny Hardbottle, I fear, will not jeopardize Lady Georgina's place in my esteem.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. Georgie is an endearing character.
DeleteI agree! Georgie has always been my favorite character *(in "these books, or any other
Deletefor that matter)! *Although I do have a soft space in my heart for "Granddad"! I have the entire series *(in hardcover) and have read them countless times, which to my mind, amounts to "visiting old friends"! I have the "hardly waits" for #19, *and how the "Nanny
from Hell" will be dealt with...and, as Georgie would say: "Golly"!!
Lynne Branson
Who can blame Georgie for wanting to get rid of Miss Hardbottle? Fabulous name, by the way.
ReplyDeleteFabulous name - Hardbottle! Reminds me of when I read another mystery novel where the character was named Blunt and the personality of Mr. Blunt was "as blunt as his name".
DeleteWhat a great name for this battleaxe! Love the whole scene. What a horrible set-up for mothers who wanted to be close to their children.
ReplyDeleteGee, Rhys, you really dropped Georgie into the soup on this one. It'll probably take the whole book for Georgie to realize that she can't be polite and acquiescent on this one. But I expect that when it comes to James, we are going to see just how fierce Sweet Georgie can be! (I hope Fig gets a good put-down, too.)
ReplyDeleteGreat name for the nanny from hell!
Poor Georgie! Being mistaken for a servant by Nanny Hardbottle is not a good first impression. She is my fave but Queenie is also great.
ReplyDeleteRemember the American stage mother who was shocked to see Fig, the Duchess, wearing country clothes instead of a tiara in the current Lady Georgie mystery?
DeleteI have not read WE THREE QUEENS. I'm still waiting for my library hold.
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DeleteOh my! Poor Georgie. But knowing her I am sure she will, somehow, get the better of not only Nanny but also of Fig. The nerve! Looking forward to reading the entire book. When did you say we'll be able to do that?
ReplyDeleteThe books usually come out in November
DeleteDear Georgie gets into the most interesting situations. I love how she is growing a bit more into herself with each book. I suspect the Nanny Hardbottle (I keep seeing HardBOTTOM in my head) will be history or she will do things Georgie's way. Motherhood has a way of empowering a woman if she dares to let it. Go Georgie! Hope Fig gets an appropriate comeuppance for her meddling. Can't wait for this one!!! And if you haven't guessed, Georgie is my favorite in this series although I do enjoy Darcy's escapades as well. -- Victoria
ReplyDeleteThis is great Rhys! Can't wait for more.
ReplyDeleteOh dear. I'm sure Georgie will be able to settle everything, but I'm also sure it will be an adventure.
ReplyDeleteOh Rhys, I am so happy that you and Clare are writing! I’m asking Santa for gift cards for my favourite independent book store, McNally Robinson Booksellers. I can hardly wait to get my hands on your books ❤️📚
ReplyDeleteLove the name Hardbottom - it goes down as a great name along with Trunchbull from Matilda. So clever and creative.
ReplyDelete^ see above -- Opps I keep seeing "hardbottom"
ReplyDeletetoo - Hardbottle
Rhys, I don’t know what to say. I truly truly honestly truly do not know how you do this. Your writing is instantly hilarious, absolutely seamless, and totally engaging. If someone had not read one word of your other Georgie stories, they would still be instantly immersed. Standing ovation. Xxxxxx
ReplyDeleteOh dear. Does this Hardbottle look like Mrs. Simpson without the fancy cosmetics nor fancy clothes? Was she the same awful nanny who tormented the future kings as babies (Edward VIII and. George VI)?
ReplyDeleteHoping someone kills that awful nanny in the story. Hardbottle is perfect name for that horrid nanny! Hope baby James will not be traumatized by his encounter with Nanny Hardbottle.
Thinking about Edward VIII, who had no sympathy for his baby brother John, and George VI, who stuttered, because of their awful nanny when they were babies.
Favorite character in Lady Georgie? Too many! Lady Georgie. Darcy. Georgie's granddad the former policeman who is now retired but sometimes helps Lady Georgie solve a mystery. Belinda. Zou Zou. Queenie.
Poor Georgie! I think she's my favorite character, but there's a perfect swarm of great characters supporting her. That's the great thing about a terrific series--it's the whole ensemble that keeps you coming back book after book. As for Hardbottle--she makes me think of The Lemon in Jenn's library series--she started out as an adversary but changed throughout the series. Not sure Hardbottle has it in her, but it will be interesting to find out!
ReplyDeleteHardbottle?! You had me at that instant! I laughed out loud.
ReplyDeleteLaughed out loud at the name Hardbottle.
DeleteGeorgie is my favorite character. Her escapades always delight me! I hope that Nanny Hardbottle is only around for for this one book. My peaceful nature would not be able to stand having her around, without being tempted to kick her!
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Oh no, poor Georgie. You just know that Fig sent this particular nanny out of spite. Fig would never do anything to actually help Georgie. It's going to take some real work for Georgie to put Hardbottle in her place and send her packing. Of course, I will be waiting with much anticipation for Hardbottle to meet up with Queenie. Georgie should make sure they meet up often. And, of course, we know that Georgie will be in the thick of things where solving the heir murders. Georgie is absolutely my favorite character in the series, with Queenie coming in second. When Queenie first came along in the books, she irritated me, but now I've become a definite fan of hers. What will she do to send Hardbottle screaming into the night?
ReplyDeleteAHHHHHH! This is brilliant! I can't wait. Lady Georgie is my fave. She's just so relatable. I adore her and can't wait to see how she gets rid of Hardbottle (fabulous name)!
ReplyDeleteI am amusing myself thinking about Queenie and the new Nanny. Endless possibilities! In the meantime I am anxiously waiting for We Three Queens to show up in my mail
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